Hey y'all

yourcreepyuncle:

if you’re sad just remember

imagine them coming for you

tackling you

licking your face

covering you in their excited puppy wiggles

imagine how fluffy that’d be

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havingastrangeinterlude:

relatedworlds:

#look at this motherfucking bird #it’s keeping itself in the air by the sheer power of its ANGER

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Choncho Kittehh thinks my chest is good for sleeps. #catownerproblems (Taken with instagram)

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assholedisney:

because guess what? i like cotton a lot too but no one wants to hear me sing about how it touches me and how it feels

like goddamn

i want to wear it, not seduce it

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

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I’m on this new diet. I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

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breezedriftingonby:

Conversation with @janie_schaefer (Taken with instagram)

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